Humour

True Friends

RESULT AGAR ACHCHA HO Maa – Bhagwan ki kripa hai. Papa – Beta Kiska Hai. Dost – Chal Daaru Peete hain.   RESULT AGAR BURA HO: Maa – Aag lage […]

60 Amazing Facts !!

In the weightlessness of space a frozen pea will explode if it comes in contact with Pepsi. The increased electricity used by modern appliance parts is causing a shift in […]

Microsoft Vs General Motors

At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated: “If General Motors had kept up with technology like the computer […]

These are Men’s Rules !

Men are NOT mind readers. Shopping is NOT a sport.  And no, we are never going to think of it that way Crying is blackmail. Ask for what you want. […]

How to spot a NRI in India!

21. Tries to use Credit Card in road side Hotel. 20. Drinks and carries Mineral Water and always speaks of Health. (proving to be very health conscious). 19. Sprays DEO […]

How to Spot an Indian…

* Everything you eat is savoured with garlic, onions and chillies.   * You try and re-use gift wrappers, gift boxes, and of course aluminium foil.   * You are […]

Finding humour in English and Indian

An e-mail flap at Queen’s Park this week put Indian English in the spotlight, proving yet again there’s something about subcontinental speak that gets people talking. The following is a […]

Common Windows error codes!

WindowError:001 Windows loaded. System in danger! WindowError:002 Nothing wrong. YET! WindowError:003 Dynamic link error. Error in all files! WindowError:004 Random error. No real error! WindowError:005 Windows tried to multitask. System […]

US of America :: 1973 vs 2008

Scenario: Jack goes duck hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot with shotgun in gun rack. 1973 – Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack’s shotgun, goes to his […]

Murphy’s laws :: Best ones : )

Murphy’s computers laws Any given program costs more and takes longer each time it is run. The value of a program is inversely proportional to the weight of its output. […]

Japan says “UFOs do exist”

Yes, this is true… Japan says, “UFOs do exist”, a top Japanese government spokesman top local media. The comment by chief cabinet secretary Nobutaka Machimura drew laughter from reporters at […]

Politically Correct

The prime Minister of China called President Bush to console him after the attack on the Pentagon: ‘I’m sorry to hear about the attack.It is a very big tragedy. But […]

Why I Never Visit Rich People…

Question: What would you like to have? Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo or Coffee? Answer: Tea please. Question: Ceylon tea, herbal tea, bush tea, honey bush tea, ice-tea or […]